The Confessions of Kimchi Rhinestone: Ladylike Lewd Limericks from The Amerasian Honky-Tonk Angel [Paperback]
if you get coal for christmas
If you get coal for Christmas
Don’t whine like a spoiled bitch
What you have is fossil fuel
And that can make you rich
Although it means God hates you
And your soul is probably rotten
A lump of coal can bring you warmth
When you’ve been locked out and forgotten
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