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Reviews: "Michelle is very good at separating the recycling" - Downstairs Neighbor

Michelle Burleson aka Kimchi Rhinestone: Sometimes it's hard to be a woman. Especially when raised with a little soy sauce in your white rice deep in the heart of Dixie. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll call your priest.

Kimchi Rhinestone muses on mullets, waxes poetic on PMS and defines the boundaries of office bathroom etiquette one rhyme at a time. Devour the limericks and lyrics of America's wannabe half-Korean Country Queen like a pungent jar of fermented radish. This is Kimchi Rhinestone, the Amerasian Honky-Tonk Angel. Part Dolly Parton. Part Dalai Lama.

Her alter ego, Michelle Burleson, believes the lyrics in this little book will make you smell great, lose weight, and prevent the global collapse of economies and souffles. Most of all, I hope it makes you laugh.

There's soy sauce in my white rice!

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